|"Everybody's got a plan until they get hit in the mouth."|
To Do List:
1) Clean the house so, in case I die, it's clean.
2) Ask Julie if she can drive the kids to school tomorrow.
3) Make beef stroganoff to fulfill Omar's dream of having it for dinner tonight; make potato soup so there's something good the next day in case I die and can't make dinner.
4) Wash everyone's bedding so we start off with clean sheets in case I die and no one remembers to ever do laundry again.
5) Make all the bathrooms sparkle so, in case I drop dead, people will think I care and admire me.
6) Wonder why I can't be inspirational.
7) Don't send $756 check for November health insurance payment, in case--
8) Or do send it, cause it'll bounce, anyway.
9) Make fun of Occupy Wall Street one more time, just because.
10) Take Leila to ballet at 5:30.